Kills you in spanish

~kills you in spanish~

Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~

kill you in half

A term used when the victim has not yet reached the level of deathdom but is half way there.

Dammit Eric! Im gonna kill you in half!
That nub just got killed in half

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i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

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Kill you with kindness

This is Saying you love someone

She kill you with Kindness

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silence! I kill you

Made famous by Achmed the dead terorist, this phrase became one of Jeff Dunham's most loved lines and is now used to express a burst of anger towards someone.

Joe: Man you realy should not be driving.
Moe: Silence! I kill you

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I wanna kill you

I wanna kill you is word that's typically used when someone wants to kill you

Jim - I wanna kill you
Tom - okay?

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

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