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1. A Germanic name.
2. Klaus Fluoride, formerly of the Dead Kennedys and other bands.
In Germany, there are many people named Klaus.
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1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
Greetings, my name is Klaus.
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The undisputed Top Dog of the City of Bath. A Legend renowned for his charisma, rowdiness and skill as a hype-man. Klaus has singlehandedly popularised phrase such as "Raaaah" "Very chillin" and "get cunted"
Klaus can also be used to describe something or someone that is cool or boss.
Klaus: "Raaaaah, let's get cunted off our nuts tonight lads!!"
Hyped up Friends: "Yeah Yeah Klaus let's Avit you siikkunt!!"
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"shit man, you banged Jessica?, that's so Klaus."
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The name of the talking German fish on the hit TV comedy American Dad!.
He was originally a German man, but was eventually turned into a fish by the CIA then Stan took him in. He now lives with Stan and the rest of his family. Despite his delightful personality (filled with multiple funny German words to ease the audience during moments on tension in the show), Klaus is basically universally hated and is often told to shut up despite his keen knowledge, good ideas, and helpful advice.
He is also in love with Francine, Stan's wife, and he is orange.
Klaus: (attempts to give good advice to whomever during an episode)
Francine, Roger, Steve, Stan, Hayley, or any other person in the cast of American Dad!: "Shut up, Klaus."
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Klaus is the name of a human boy with a tail
Guy 1: You are standing on Klaus's tail
Guy 2: Sorry Klaus
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DILF!!!!
Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"
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Klaus Mikaelson is a lead character on the show The Originals. He is, as is implied by the show's title, an Original vampire, well hybrid, technically. Regardless, he is a pure and utter cinnamon roll, but only the inside...the very inside...like the center of Earth inside. He is often portrayed as an anti-hero, and this title suits him quite well. Additionally, he is often referred to as the bastard son, since he was born out of an affair that this mother Esther had with an werewolf named Ansel, all the whilst she was married to Mikael.
"Who's your favorite character on The Originals?"
"Klaus, of course!!"
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