Klumped

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

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klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

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J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

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Klump Bump

The bump on someones forehead, under their eyebrows

I hung my coat on the klump bump.

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Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

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klump bump

The shelf on klumps's forehead

I hung my coat on the klump bump

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Klump

To steal a niggas bed

Jay: yo lets klump Austin's bed
Chad & Sky: fuck ya let's klump his bed