Kong

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

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Kong

to kong someone is to tell a negro off

"shut up king kong
you should be put back in ur cage bitch"

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konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

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konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

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kong kong

To sit your testicles on another mans testicles while banging your chest like a sexually frustrated gorilla.

"I totally want to Kong Kong you tonight Craige."

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kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

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kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

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