konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

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konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

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konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

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konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

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Kong

Latin - bucatat yukfa

1. n. - A harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large)

4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.

1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!"

2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can."
(B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!"

3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!"

4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.

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Kong

When you get a hole-in-one in golf and/or minigolf on any shot that isn't the first stroke you take. That is to say, you get a hole-in-one from the starting position but just happen to do it after you have already taken a stroke.

"Yo Nendge, did you just get a holza on that putt, mate?"

"Garl, I wish brother. It was merely a kong."

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Kong

A movement in the art of Parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.

"I just did a speed vault over that wall there."
"Really? I would have used a kong."

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