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In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
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Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
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A crude semisynthetic mixture of 7-hydroxymitragynine and other uncharacterized byproducts commonly sold in tablet form at gas stations and headshops
I've been binging black tar kratom for a week and about ripped my asshole trying to take a shit I was so constipated
Kratom is quite possibly the best legal drug in the United States while simultaneously being one of the cheapest. Many legal highs tend to be expensive or dangerous or time consuming, but kratom for the most part is none of these.
Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.
An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.
Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
Kratom, it tastes like ass and looks like dookie water, but feels like heaven.