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Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"
Bill: "No"
Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
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Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.
Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.
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A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.
Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other
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The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.
The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!
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The best doughnut in the world.
Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!
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Random guy: what’s cooking in here?
Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.