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1. the crumb or small piece of a bigger object.
2. the tip of a small penis. meaning a very small krum with a pleasure defficiency.
jake: yo shelly told me you had a krum last night!
sam: its not my fault she has a loose pussy!
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Completely unable to function as a normal human being. You are so out of it and dysfunctional that you cant even form proper sentences and you act like an absolute freako.
Yo Danny was so Krummed out this morning he was throwing up the whole car ride home saying "Yodi yodi yoy"
I probably wouldn't be so Krummed out today if I didn't kill a gram of blow, a half bottle of tequila and ordered Wendy's at 3am.
I smoked a full joint to the face and than clapped a box of whip its and im fking Krummed out.
Q: Who's Viktor Krum?
A: THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
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He rides like the wind. The alpha male of the wizarding world. Mega mind chad man finna steal yo girl
Q: "Man I just lost my girl to this absolute unit. He kinda bad tho ngl. Expecto patromus yk. Who is he?"
Ronald Weasley: "VIKTOR KRUM! HE RIDES LIKE THE WIND"
when someone is the victim of unfortunate events, and you would like to cast shame and mockery upon their nobel name.
ex:
yoma - hey how were you today
cramp - well i asked them to make a extra large pesto salmon and now i guess i have to finish it by myself pun intetednd
yoma - what are you viktem krum
cramp - no, im demetrius viktemheiser.
ex:
yoma - hey how were you today
cramp - well i asked them to make a extra large pesto salmon and now i guess i have to finish it by myself pun intetednd
yoma - what are you viktem krum
cramp - no, im demetrius viktemheiser.
the act of a blowjob, giving head, or fellatio.
When a hot chick puts your penis in her mouth and sucks on it back and forth repeatedly.
My ex girlfriend was very good at krum eatings.
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