krypton ball

a ball of krypton.

Holy cow George! Look! It's a KRYPTON BALL.

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Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

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the last son of krypton

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

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