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Krypton

The homeworld of Superman. It exploded creating tons of Kryptonite.

Krypton had a Red Sun.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Krypton

The sexiest guy is named Krypton. He is hot , loyal and loveable

He is a beast scooter rider

And is Super Hot

Look at Krypton , he is so hot

Look how hot he is ,

Of course he is , his name is Krypton

by Gang_shiz November 12, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

by Big BNP January 30, 2004

268๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kryptonic

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.

Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.

by LanksEO March 27, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kryptonate

Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.

Kryptonate just owned Superman. Now all that is left of him is just Dwight Howard...

by PeteThePrince February 18, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kryptonize

not to be confused with kryptonite, it means "to make worthy".

kryptonize example:

p1: woh is that ur new chain?
p2: yea i had it kyptonized with silver.

by the kryptonizer December 23, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


krypton

the male version of a Poptart. a jock that only cares about the next baseball or football game and is a jerk.

John Smith is such a Krypton

by double decker pecker wrecker October 12, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž