Alejandro and Kylian

The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.

Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.

Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!

My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.

Kylian Offsidebappe

Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico

Dumbass Turtle Fan: "Ummm, Mbappe owns Varca"🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"

Kylian mbappe

A French man who has been involved in the anal penetration of a transgender woman,and also scammed real madrid out of our hopes and dreams.

I FUCKING HATE KYLIAN MBAPPE

Kylian Mbappe

A synonym for a Farmer

Call me Kylian Mbappe because I’m a farmer

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Kylian Joe

1.A handsome guy who can do amazing things on the pitch. Also loves football.
2.Someone who supports Kylian Mbappe.
3.A Chelsea FC fan.
4.One of Mboya FC's dangerous wingers.

Kylian Joe pulled off an elastico against Kabzo's Kamara.