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This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.
Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!
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lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.
I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
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5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.
"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."
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shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"
1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!
2 That dude just lorted.
3 Im lorting soon.
can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"
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When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.
Her: You so funny.
Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.
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An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
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Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.
See that French lort over there.
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