Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.
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TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.
why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.
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1. A french term for "the water"
2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.
That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.
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Nesiah: βwow I love my La Croixβ
Lawrence: βget that lesbian shit out of hereβ
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When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.
Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.
When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.