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La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning

La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.

by zuhazana September 30, 2019

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


La Croixing

TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.

why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.

by UrFavoriteTurtle November 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


la croix

1. A french term for "the water"

2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.

That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.

by Tony Picknell June 4, 2005

25πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


La Croix

Fucking lesbian water

Nesiah: β€œwow I love my La Croix”
Lawrence: β€œget that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 21, 2019

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


la Croix anxiety

When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.

Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.

by herewegowith February 8, 2019


dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

by La croix boi October 3, 2021