lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

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lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

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lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

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Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

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lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

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lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

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lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

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