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Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
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the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.
person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded
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A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
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A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
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A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.
Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"
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a person who is lactose intolerant
"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."
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Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
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