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when skimming a cross murky waters you simultaneously have a close encounter with god.
saint andre johns son had a lake placid while water skiing on lake Winnibigoshish.
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when a guy fills up a girls belly button with his load
Hill pulled out and blew all over Aaron's stomach and gave him a nice lake placid.
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When a female has an ungodly odor(smell) coming from her vagina.
Yo, that bitch kim got that lake placid pussy.
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A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
A suck ass prison oh shit i meant school the principal can suck a fat cock:)
mike: oh you go to lake placid middle i feel rlly bad for you