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When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.
"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."
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when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops
Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement
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doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.
(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?
Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.
Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.
"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."
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The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.
"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"
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Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger
Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard
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A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.
"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."
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