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An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.
Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
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The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.
Because of his lack of motivation David gave Jim a ghetto leafblower?
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after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out
give her a texas leafblower
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1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.
2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.
Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".
Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."
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When one lesbian blows air into another lesbian's vaginal crevice using a leafblower and or blowing device.
Wowzers ... my life partner got a new blowing device last night. It was the best leaftblower i ever got.
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When you bust in a girl and she queefs it back on to you.
Just as I busted into Stacy’s mom she Georgia Leafblower’d all over me
When you have sexual intercourse with someone while they are peeing.
Jeff “yo mike! me and candy tried out the Kansas City leafblower last night. It was rad!!!”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”