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1. a man with erection problems
2. andrew
andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
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The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)
Google: Limb Bizkit members
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husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife
1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!
2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.
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Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed
So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?
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A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.
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Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.
I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.
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