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v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.
Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.
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An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.
Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children
the act of being out of school (usually after finishing a degree/diploma/certificate program) and not having a job or doing any kind of work while living off the charity of your parents.
He's been out of school for a couple of months now but he still doesn't have a job. He must be pulling a linton.
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To Mary Linton means to ask someone for favors as an outlaw while at the same time constantly berating them for being an outlaw.
Mary Linton : "Oh, Orthur, my dad and my brother are both in trouble only you as an outlaw can deal with it"
Orthur : "Hmm, I don't know"
Mary Linton: "Orthur please BE A MAN!"
Orthur: "K"
A few moments later: "Byeee Orthur you're an outlaw eww"
A brave, fearless woman who is not afraid to go after what she wants or believes in. May encounter a rich, stingy chauvinist on the way named Dick that rocks her world around 360°. She is so strong, so smart and yet so funny and not a basic one. Not many people can handle her, and the ones who do accept that she is superior in any and every way.
All in all; she is who every victorian girl envies, and any eligible bachelor wants to marry.
1# Omg, have you seen that girl Lillan Linton? She's such a badass!
2# Yes, I'm so jealous! She even wears trousers to work!
1# Long live Lilly!
3# HUZZAH!
Lillian Linton is what we miss in this world and should strive to be.
The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).
Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.
A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.
Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.
Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.
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