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When you are literal and therefore gullible.
He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.
The feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings.
"I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.
"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions
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1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?
Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??
(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
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Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.
Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.
"I literally sucked on those jugs!"
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a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."
"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
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The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
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