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lonk

A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL

ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

lonk

by C! November 17, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

Long lanky penis.

Dude, fred has such a lonk!

by Lonk_Master5 November 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


lonk

n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.

guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...

by lonk1 July 12, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'

M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.

by MellyBoot XD July 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lonk

A descriptive word used to call cool people.

Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!

by Bigstoo February 28, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taylor Lonk

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

by crazzybob198 December 6, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


lonk-doodle

a fat,lazy, or inactive person.

look at that lonk-doodle sitting on the couch eating chips

by mistasmith April 16, 2010