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an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress
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Exclamatory Irish phrase originating in Wexico, meaning "Ah here!", "Jesus!" or "Oh dear."
"Be the lord lads the weather's gettin' awful bad."
A lord of asses. Per say one who owns many asses and uses them wisley.
"That douchefag is a true A-Lord nigga!"
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A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."
Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."
Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"
Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
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The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
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God is a real angel, he is the King of everything, and you can't stop him from doing good, he never sins ever, and never has, he gives us Christians eternal life. He has billions of armies made from angels, his kingdom is more smaller than just a speck of dust, but its holding more angels than you can count. He is a King of light. He is unstoppable. Even though us Christians might sin, its not like everyone is perfect, God knows some people say that "Christians do sin when they go to church" and mean junk like that, but no one is perfect, no one seems to understand that. But God always Forgives, no matter what happens, God does get angry. But not Evil.
"And Moses said to the people, ‘Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the LORD, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Egyptians whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The LORD will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace."-Exodus 14:13-14
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Lord Of Ring Damage. Term attributable to losing money while managing a trading portfolio, usually associated with fixed price commodities. Analogous to taking it up the butt, a painful experience that can lead to rectal dysfunction or anal damage.
Losing money on a stock portfolio, being dealt a poor hand of cards, a bad punt, a lost bet. Associated with any activity that loses money.
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