“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
I'd fuck me
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a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
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Girl: Babe, what are we?
AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion
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Its lotion the fuck
Karen: can have some lotion plz
mum: no
Karen: but mu-
mum: I said no the fuck