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Girl: Babe, what are we?
AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion
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Its lotion the fuck
Karen: can have some lotion plz
mum: no
Karen: but mu-
mum: I said no the fuck
Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!
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The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.
-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.
-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
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On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
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Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.
"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."
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A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.
This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.
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