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A well-known song, created by well-known artist/basketballer/actor/soccer coach/love guru Will Ferrell in the slap stick comedy, Semi-Pro. The song is used to seduce women using smooth rhythms and super froody harmonics to ensnare the mind. The song, originally written by Jackie Moon's (Will Ferrell)Mother, was stolen by Jackie after his mother died. This song is best sounding while making boom boom bang bang with your sex partner.
"As soon as i turned on Love Me Sexy, her clothes seemed to melt off and she was on the floor just waiting for me to give her the Arabian Death Mask."
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I love me means to fuck yourself. This means to masturbate.
Boy- Do you masturbate?
Girl- Yes , I love me and you.
Boy- <3<3<3
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Annoying phrase placed before something someone likes. It's usually used by the middle-class Uggs and North Face crowd.
She posted a selfie of her holding a sushi taco, with the description "Love me some asian-mexican fusion! #cultured #omnomnom."
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A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.
Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders
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1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
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(noun) A person who is self-obsessed and "loves" themselves. Generally someone who is quite vain, loves reflective surfaces, thinks they are very good-looking, and usually poses shamelessly for all photos.
Look at this photo! She's such a Love Me Do!
Was that guy talking to you, or his reflection behind you?
His reflection! What a Love Me Do!
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1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!
1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"
2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy
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