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1. A small completely neutral and practically non-existant country in Europe
2. A parc in Paris with a cool atmoshpere where kids go to hang out. But then in the summer it is ruined by a bunch of retarded tourist families with cameras and ice creams. Oh well.
1. I could swap Luxembourg off the face o the Earth like a bug if I wanted to, it's so small
2. I want to fuckin kill those fuckin tourists they're bismirching my summer holidays
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It's a goblin from Portugal that travel to Luxembourg when they are playing and scores 6 penalties. After that he disappears until the next Luxembourg game.
Look, that Luxembourg Man scored a goal again.
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when a mid mf goes to Luxembourg and turns into a rizzlord and precedes to get action and many women. when that mf goes back to where he came from he suddenly loses all is rizz.
"Martin went to Luxembourg and experienced The Luxembourg Effect where he suddenly pulled b*tches, he came back home and went back to mid."
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A small portugese farmer that ghosts in official tournaments but statpads against part time fishermen in qualifiers .
Luxembourg man scored again yesterday.
The “Ghost of Luxembourg “is a creature that has been haunting the streets of the benelux country for years. It seems that he mostly appears in international breaks to stat pad goals against the poor people of Luxembourg from the penalty spot. His identity is not yet proven, but scientists suspect that the creature is Portuguese football star “Cristiano Ronaldo”
When the people from the Country thought they were finally save, the Ghost of Luxembourg struck from the penalty spot to bring terror over the whole state once again
When after a blowjob, you decide to fill your partners belly button with cum
I gave her the luxembourg special after playing with her rat
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a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Manchester United and captains the Portugal national team.
You are a Luxembourg man
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