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An absolute lad, what a dude. Can’t get any better than his questions
Oh shit Max is questioning it
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To have a Max, you are lucky, for Max's usually don't let a lot of people in. Max's are humorous people. Max's can be idiots, but overall it turns adorable when they're being idiots. Max's can being VERY annoying but you can't help but love them to death. But finally overall... They're the best people to be friends with, to love.
"You sure are acting like a Max."
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Max is special. He has this smile that just brightens up your whole day. He has a great sense of humor, and has a great taste in tv shows. He is extremely confusing, you'll never know what he honestly thinks about you, but that's okay, cause maybe you don't really need to know. Just seeing him makes you smile. He's a great guy, and whoever ends up with him is a very lucky person.
"Woah is that Drake?"
"Nah, that's just Max."
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Chilling in the best way possible
"I'm just maxin, relaxin, it aint too taxin!"
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Short for Maxwell or Maximilian. Maxs tend to be procrastinators, and this keeps them from unlocking their full omnipotence, but other than that they are superb in most ways. Associated with ninjas, Russian mafia, and pirates (Jack sparrow, not black beard). You can find Maxs at the top of mount Everest, playing Halo, and in bed with your girl. At best, creative and smart. At worst, annoying and hurtful.
Dude 1: oh my god look at him! He is just meditating instead of writing down his science notes!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a...
(Max, having built up his galactic ultimate super jumbo power, explodes everything but himself. He then jumps 80 feet in the air, and slams his fist into chuck Norris's head.)
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Max is a Greek name meaning "Large Penis". Max is amazing with the ladies and is great to be around. He is funny and amazingly intelligent.
Wow, I wish I was more like Max, he's amazing!
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