MBP

Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!

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MBP

Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.

- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !

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MBP

My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.

1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y

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MBP

MBP: means Maniac Bald Person.

Britney became a MBP when she tried to kill a car with her umbrella.

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mbp

Acronym for manbearpig

I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!

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Mbp

Just simply “my bad pimp”

“Bro you just made me lose the game” oh shit fr? mbp

mbps

megabytes per second

its installing at 23 mbps