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Mirf

Abbreviation of the town of Mirfield, situated in West Yorkshire, England.

Boy 1: Gonna go out in Mirf tonight?

Boy 2: Fuck owt else to do.

by kermitthetoad December 2, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mirf

a wedgie that goes very deep. Also, a type of hole.

Dude, I got a huge mirf!
Don't let Char into my mirf hole!

by Mirf Char January 6, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mirf

Chinese MILF.

Guy 1: Oh herro dis my mom
Guy 2: MIRF

by Aznpryde1123 November 13, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


mirf

mom i'd run from. any unnatractive single mother who's men who claim her kids or claim to know her.

Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.

Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.

Wow, look at that aardvark looking bitch. That's definitely a mom i'd run from.

That's a MIRF.

by smartmart December 4, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


mirf

A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads

"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"

by TONYBACON August 6, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mirf

A MIRF is the exact opposite of a milf. While a milf is a mother that someone would like fuck( bang the shit out of) a mirf is a mother that someone would regret fucking( really bad pussy haha.)

juliets mom is fucking hot and is definetly a milf. but john's mom is a mirf. I totally regret fucking her, her pussy smelled like rotten fish and dam did she need to shave or what.

by The whitest mother fucker ever July 26, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mirf

Its not a mirf u queer its a MILF u dumbass. Mom Ide Like To Fuck. U Renob

U r gay, learn how to say shit correctly b4 u put it on the internet

by The one who slept with your mom January 16, 2005

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