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A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
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This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.
O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma
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The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.
Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.
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Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.
when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.
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When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.
Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).
"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"
"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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