Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

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Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.

Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."

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Real Madrid

A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F

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Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

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atletico madrid

Atletico Madrid is a Spanish professional football club based in Madrid, that plays in La Liga. The club play their home games at the Wanda Metropolitano, which has a capacity of 68,000.

Enrique Allende, first President of the club after its establishment in 1903
The club was founded on 26 April 1903 as Athletic Club de Madrid by three Basque students living in Madrid. These founders saw the new club as a youth branch of their childhood team, Athletic Bilbao. In 1904, they were joined by dissident members of Real Madrid. They began playing in blue and white, similarly to Athletic Bilbao, but by 1911, Athletic were playing in their current colours of red and white stripes. Many believe the change was influenced because red and white striped tops were the cheapest stripes to make, because the same combination was used to make bed mattresses

Atletico Madrid is the most passionate club in spain! I love how they play!

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Real Madrid

The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.

FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.

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real madrid

1a club that makes the most amount of money in the world by:

a. Buying glamourous players. If u r not glamourous u get sacked, eg. great great coach del bosque.
b. Using glamour to increase fans around the world who buy their shirts and merchandise.

2. A club that where players dont play for their team and are famous for their ego issues.

3. A club known to destroy great players. Eg nisterooy, beckham, kaka etc.

4. a club that can pride itself being the second best team in spain ever since the death of their dictator franscesco.

5. the club whose most fans are bandwagoners. All the players they have heard of are or were in real madrid. Eg. Zidane, kaka, ronaldo-the fat one, ronaldo-the diver, carlos, beckham, nisterooy, owen etc.

A: do u watch football?
B: yeah i do...i love real madrid.
A: why??
B: its like watching sports entertainment like wwe where there is glamour, ego clashes and playacting... And i love watching ronaldo cry when messi scores.

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