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magazine

Slang in Centerville for a really big zine. Usually fake in nature.

"Wow! That guy's zine looks like 5 of mine! He must have a magazine"

"I discovered his zine was a magazine when I attempted to chop it off. My knife broke!"

by nadassai0528 March 23, 2009

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Magazine

to covertly back out of a plan at the last minute.

hitting on a girl when her boyfriend suddenly appears; magazine! magazine!

by GXM December 7, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


magazine

Verb: To Magazine

To be up on celebrity gossip and happenings, things generally written about in celeb magazines such as Heat and OK

Gareth: i can't, mainly because i don't really care enough about them to be bothered, but *shrug* i geuss you're right what with your magazining
Nat: i don't magazine at all.. although i have been know to magazine in my younger days

by Natnatbatnat July 23, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


NFT Magazine

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.

Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro Iโ€™m down letโ€™s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kiddingโ€ฆ ahahah but seriously letโ€™s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. Iโ€™m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com

by therkoi November 20, 2022

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Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.

Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009

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DOOM! Magazine

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you canโ€™t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, Iโ€™d beat the crap out of them, then if that didnโ€™t work, Iโ€™d join them. And then Iโ€™d go to Disneyland!"

by Steampunk Octopod December 29, 2011


magazine clip

The most advanced and powerful way yet to store ammunition in a firearm. The only system currently using it is the state of the art Ghost Gun(c) (exclusively found in California) wich is invisible to metal detectors and has ability to disperse with the 30 cal magazine clip in half a second. This gives it an effective fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute, only surpassed by the Gatling-family of machine-guns.

"This is a Ghost Gun(c). It has ability with a 30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.โ€ - California State Senator Kevin de Leon.

by Dakka-Mek February 18, 2014

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