malkyed

To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.

Argh, you just malkyed my RAM.

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malki

Coolest best lookin dude around, huge johnson!

Jason Malki has a huge johnson.Damn Jason Malki is the man!

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malkie

A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.

Dude, you're such a Malkie!

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malkie

A cross between two purebred breeds of dog, the Maltese and the Yorkshire Terrier.

"My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor's Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars."

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Malky

A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.

Check that Malky over there in his pimped Corrado, Braaaaap!

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severe malkie

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

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malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

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