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when a person (usually male) wears socks with sandels or flip flops, and his toes are seperated by the sandels. may be very annoying to regular dressed person(s). Looks like a camel toe of the feet.
"Look here comes Brad.", says Sam. "He might look a little classier if he could just get rid of that mandel toe!" Joe replies," I know he likes having things stuck between the cracks, but the sandel strap and socks just dont cut it."
Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
Someone who believes that they are much cooler then they actually are. One who believes that wherever they are is the coolest place to be. A person who believes they are best freinds or "boys" with everyone.
Hey man this party i went to that you missed was the coolest party ever...
Stop acting like Rick Mandel
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A finishing move after sex from any position.
Where-in the man ejaculates into the condom and immediately pulls out, pulls the full condom off, places it over his own head over his nose, fills the condom with air, and releases the spunk filled rubber into the air.
While the spray of cum covers his own head and that of his mate he throws his hands into the air and in a high pitched voice yells "Hello, my name is Bobby!!!" (a popular Mandell character from his stand-up comedy days.)
"Last night I had a hell of a time cleaning up the bedroom after pulling off the Howie Mandell"
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A sexual thing. This is when a girls pussy is so big you can pull it down over your head over your nose and blow is up like a rubber surgical glove until she pops off.
This chick Gary was with last night had a snatch so big that you could Howie Mandell her until she shot off like a balloon.
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When toss your load on your girlfriends hair and then throw your pubes on the jizz to form a curly Howie Mandel Mullet.
First done at Howie Mandels (aka Nelson's Sandbar) by Bob Laparl to Bobby Sue Orchard.
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A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.
I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.