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YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE 26.22 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THAT’S ROUGHLY 3.3 TIMES PER HOUR, FOR 8-HOURS… THAT WAY, IF YOU GO TO BED AT 10 PM, YOU CAN FINISH AND YET STILL GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO BE PRODUCTIVE THE NEXT-DAY (PREFERABLY A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY). HOORAY! HOWEVER, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A MINI-FRIDGE, TWO-PLASTIC GLASSES, FOUR-ENERGY DRINKS, SIX-BOTTLED WATERS, THREE-GALLONS OF ORANGE JUICE, 10-MINI BOTTLES OF KY (SUFFICIENT LUBE), AND 2-3 SUB-PAR MOVIES; BECAUSE IF THEY PROVE TOO INTERESTING, YOU AND/OR YOUR LOVER COULD POSSIBLY GET SIDE-TRACKED, COSTING YOU PRECIOUS TIME. THIS TIME SHALL BE CALLED, “MARATHON”.
"Tina and I will hopefully entertain thoughts of "Marathon" tonight. I accidentally left my seeing glasses at the office during lunch and ingested 4-Viagra pills by mistake. Things aren't looking good down below. So I figure I will mention it at dinner and see how she takes to the idea."
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When you drink 26 beers in a short amount of time, without throwing up.
bro 1: "Bro, I'm going on a marathon tonight."
bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."
bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."
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The first Marathon was ran by a Greek Soldier named Pheidippides who was sent by the Greek Army to proclaim the victory agianst the Persians but he collapsed dead tired.Now and days Television networks make fun of The Marathon word by using it on continueous Shows like Cartoon's and Dating on Mtv."It's obious,They Can't Run."
Runner girl:"Hey Ted let's run a 5k."
Ted:"No women im to busy watching the Cops Marathon,it's been going three hours nonstop!"
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when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon
Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!
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A marathon is a long distance race of about 42 kilometers. The marathon was created in honor of the Ancient Greek messenger Pheidippides, who ran the distance from the Battle of Marathon to Athens and then collapsed.
I've run almost every marathon in the world.
A 26.2 mile footrace that makes you very pumped up and excited but when you hit miles 19-21 you instantly regret signing up for but when you cross the finish line you get a major runners high
At first I regretted training for the marathon and I wanted to quit but when I finished it, I wanted to do it the next day.