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March 4th is National Oreo Day
Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"
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A Boy Queen👑 was born on this day!
Damn Jonny must’ve been born on March 4th!
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National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)
Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)
Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private
The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.
Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?
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National ask your crush out day.
Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"
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national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!
I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th