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Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.
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A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.
Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg
Terminator music theme: intensifies
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Niko: ay mate, ya know mark zuckerberg?
Juliari: yeah, he's a robot innit?
(bonk, 30 days ban)
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Character portrayed in the film "The Social Network" who is a selfish douche bag. He used his best friend Eduardo Saverin for his money until Facebook became more well known. Has absolutely no social skills and is not in fact the "creator of Facebook". "His" idea was stolen from two twin brothers at Harvard. He took their general idea and added different elements to it creating the Facebook you see today. The epitome of a douche bag. All according to the movie of coarse.
Bob: Hey Joe do you have that $20 I leant you last week?
Joe: No dude I told you that was an investment.
Bob: Dude don't be a fucking Mark Zuckerberg, I need my money.
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to royally screw over a friend in a business transaction
to royally screw over anything in general
After my friend, Joe, and I start a successful marijuana dispensary franchise, I am going to Mark Zuckerberg his ass.
You can't Zuckerberg a Zuckerberger.
This weather has been Mark Zuckerberg'ed.
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The man who created Facebook. This man and his associates and employees took info of users and he was exposed in 2018.
Personal info: *exists*
Mark Zuckerberg: Its free real estate!
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A man that made billions being Jewish and creating facebook. It is widely known that he took all the money he had and stores it in his anus.
"Oh man I just won the lottery! Better Mark Zuckerberg this money before someone sees it.
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