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A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.
Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.
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act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.
Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.
Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.
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According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit
Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"
Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"
Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"
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The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.
Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!
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When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia
I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.
New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.
Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?
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Maroon 5 are so fuckin gorgeous and i luv em to death. I can listen to there cd ova and ova agen and neva get bored. they're so hot and their music is so meaningful. I saw them wen they came to adelaide and they totally rocked tha Thebby. i was so close i could taste the sweat coming off of Adam Levine.
There's only one thing to say about them "absolute hunks"
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