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Martim

Martim is the guy you knew you were lucky to find as soon as you met him. Selfless and considerate of others, he's a friend you know you can count on. True, he may be stubborn at times but hey, no-one's perfect. Thank god for all the Martims in the world.

You know Martim, right? He has such a big heart. He has other big stuff too, if you know what I mean...

by Bob from HR November 21, 2021


Martim

a retard that has a brain the size of a peanut

he's such a martim

by hehegotyaa March 6, 2017

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martim

Martim is the name of a f*cking European legend

If ur name is Martim u must be a true legend

by Legnd December 6, 2016

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martimical

Useful in just about every situation; capable of doing many things well.

The smartphone has evolved to become a martimical object in modern life, doing whatever we need, whenever we need it.

by According To August 16, 2021

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martim

This guy is the one who is always flirting with other guys and usually he drinks live a horse (ends the night badly)

"Stop that! We are dancing and you are flirting a man while you are drinking 3 vodka glasses at once! You are such a martim!"

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

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Alex and Martim

2 guys with big cock, that play r6. They are funny and have a lot of friends and whores. They are also truly FBI agents and they can work very well together. They are also white and European.

If you know this two, well you will get depression.

GOD, I saw Alex with Martim yesterday. I will get depression.

I saw the world best r6 players, Alex and Martim, they play it so good.

by Josh Marley December 17, 2021

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Martim

Martim is a boy crazy about hentai, he is addicted to everything that has hentai in the middle, Martim is the worst friend anyone could have

X: did you see that guy watching hentai?Y: It's probably Martim

by Mais inteligente que o Martim November 22, 2021