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Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
Past reason hated, as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
Mad in pursuit and in possession so,
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof and proved, a very woe;
Before a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none well TO shun the heaven that leads men to this hell. -Sonnet 129 "The Bard"
When someone takes the master bait because they're really really greedy!
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a store in florida very funny sounds like masterbate
perry took that picture at master bait and tackle
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When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.
Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?
When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
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Someone who masturbates often. Usually used to make someone feel special about their little hobby, or when the whole group's referring to said person.
a)"I am truly the master of bait."
b)"You know Jeremy, he's the Master of Bait."
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The one meme that hasn't been cashed in yet, unlike bitcoin.
Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.
Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.
"Don't worry, my friend is a bait master. When he fishes, he pulls out his master rod to bait all the master fish. Once they get baited, the master of fishing, A.K.A my friend bait master, with reel in these mastered fishes that were completely baited. Now where are we?"
"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"
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1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.
Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.