Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

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Dual Cock Mastery

Dual Cock Mastery is defined as the completetion of mastering a certain sex technique known as 'Bento Style'.

Bento Style technique is where the male inserts his penis inside the female's vagina, but only in a certain legendary way

in order to allow the woman to have an orgasm as if 'Chuck Norris' was 'Fucking her hard,'*

*i.e. Penetrating so hard and fast, almost to the state of ripping pussy to shreds.

Johnathon was praised for successfully achieving Dual Cock Mastery.

David attempted Dual Cock Mastery on his girlfriend, but failed. This resulted in his cock ripped to shreds.

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Mastery 7

Taková ta věc, co ti občas protihráč bude spammovat nad tvoji mrtvolou,
může k tomu napsat EZ (v překladu do AJ - easy, do češtiny - jednoduché).
Nebo jak to Češi převzali od známého Youtubera Baxtrikse "IZI"

"Použil na mě svůj toxický chvat, žačal rapidně mačkat CTRL a 5, tím ukázal jeho Mastery 7, aby mi ukázal jeho zkušenosti s jeho šampiónem a dokázal mi, že je lepší než já a celý náš tým"

Celebrity Mastery

The art of mastering the skills and strategies for succeeding in achieving great fame and involves understanding the process of pursuing notability.

I have mastered understanding the process of Celebrity Mastery

masterial store

An incorrect name for a warehouse used by poms who live in the North East.

Stu's 2" valve is at the masterial store.

Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.

Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."