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A young man that frenquents with many babes in his neighbourhood at any given time. Usually extremey attractive and can get it up in less than 0.0684 seconds.
Stacey: Man, Matteo was an absolute beast last night.
Julie: Tell me about it!
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Definition of Matteo is gift og god. no wonder right! he is an amizing person and he is a super attractive person. all the ladies want him. he is an amizing person. he will be your best friend you'll ever have.
A gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever! Usually is great at sports and is very intelligent , usually has a big DICK! And all the girls want him , usually goes well with a Shauna , Melissa , Kate or Emma , Italian word meaning gift or god , I'm sure you can see why by his beauty !!
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Someone who hates whenever anyone says the following:
"Material girl"
"Sussy" (and variations)
They also hate drinking tap water and eating food with any sauce
Dude 1: Yo, have you heard about among us?
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMONG US
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He is the coolest guy in the whole world. he is an amizing person and all the ladies comes after him. if you see a matteo say that he is an amazing person and the best friend you will ever have.
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Matteo is a person with a Big Dick, a very Big Dick.
Matteo has a Big Dick
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A male with a HUGE cock is generally referred to as a 'Matteo'. He fucks 79% of all girls in his neighbourhood straight down and up. A Matteo can get it up in less than 1.1415 seconds.
Joanna: Omg Omg, the Matteo last night got it up so quick!
Abigail: Really, can you send him to my house?
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