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A show that stars a man talking to people from the hood about their lives and is funny af!
“Boy, can’t netflix and chill tonight. Gotta go watch some Maury”
bitches looking for child support 💯
Maury will read the results, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
A fart that smells so unfamiliar/disgusting that you refuse to believe that it came from you.
I thought I squeaked out a Maury, but it turns out Jamie ripped one at the same time.
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The favorite child of every family.
Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?
Of course I love Mauri more!
An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.
A: Did you see that girl?!
B: Yeah, she's a Mauri.
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The most brain-damaging show on the planet.
Paul: I just watched Maury, and now my brain's starting to melt!
Akoua: Ya I know.
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A Maurie is a sexy know it all but, as you get to know her you will realize she is actually really nice and kind, she’s still really fucking hot though, when you see her she’ll make you smile for way more than one reason.
Damn did you see that girl she is such a Maurie.
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