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May 3 is National bring Stuffed animal day. It was a random day that a random kid brought a cat plushy named pussy to school so she decided to make it National because why not. It wasn’t even the day she brought it. She just wanted it to happen that day Soooooo....
bring your stuffed animal anywhere you’re going, school, work, etc.
Girl 1: Bring your stuffed animal today. It’s May 3!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because a random kid made the day so you have to!
Girl 2: Okay then.
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National kick balls day! It’s where you go up to a man kick their balls Something woman should only be doing :)
Alice: hey Jake you know what happens on may 3
Jake: what?
Alice: National kick balls day!
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May 3rd is national rainblow day
Take every color of the rainbow and put it on ur lips and suck the shit outta his dick he’ll love it
Ex: Mary put every color of the rainbow on her lips and sucked the soul outta Bob’s sperm machine
May 3rd is the best day created
RAINBLOW IS LIFE🌈🍆👌🏻👉🏻
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National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!
Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"
Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"
Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"
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National send a dick pic do your crush day! They can’t get mad it’s May 3rd!
Crush: wtf did you just send me a picture of your enormous penis?
Boy: yes it’s okay tho it’s May 3!
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You get to kiss your friend or bf/gf on the hand
Toby: *kisses bfs hand*
Bf: why you do that?
Toby: it's may 3 and your my bf/friend