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National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.
Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro
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Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡
gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .
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(To your friend Sebastian) : Yo guess what
(Friend): What
You: imma fuck you in your ass today, cuz today is May 4
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May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.
Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap
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Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.
Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah
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This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.
P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4
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The unofficial day to prank people (like April Fool's Day) only they aren't expecting it.
Person 1: Did you see her freak when the other girl started speaking Spanish at her?
Person 2: On May 4?
Person 3: Yeah, she totally freaked out!!
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