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This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.
Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.
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A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
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Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
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A guy who drinks excessively and does obscene things like piss at a stop sign in the middle of the street and when caught by the cops he tells them he threw up, a guy that shows to work drunk almost every day and drinks so much that he actually passes for not being drunk at all. A guy who is a Marine and about to be a private.
Drunky McDouche Bag Frankie got a DUI over the 96 weekend and then a few weeks later went surfing in the bed of a pickup truck while drunk on a freeway at 80 miles an hour.
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(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"
Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
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Eric Whiteside
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Rush Limbaugh
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Fox news
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People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
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