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man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?
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This term originated on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where the fine for trespass is a non-fungible Token on paper called Blackberry futures. These NFTs are purchased for $19.99 and the change received for a twenty-dollar bill is known as a McKinney Penny. The landlord touts that his penny is worth a twenty.
Henry: So Jeff I heard you were caught trespassing in Oklahoma by the Holy Okie. is it true?
Jeff: yes henry and I threw that McKinney Penny back in that leprechaun's face.
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she is one of the best people you will ever meet.don't let her fool you shell beat u up in a heartbeat but regarding she id very pretty, smart, and nice. just don't get on her bad side. Also, she is thicker than a Jellow cup. She is so beautiful all the boys secretly like her. People love her well some she is outrageously loved, cherished, and checked out because her butty is fat lol.
bestfriend starleigh mckinney is the best
The best boyfriend in the whole world. He means so much to anyone he meets. He's a perfect guy. He always knows what to do when there's a problem. Anyone he meets automatically likes him. I love him. Noah McKinney is perfectly perfect. <3
Me:Damn did you see that guy he looks amazing!
Guy:yeahhhp that's a Noah McKinney for sure!!
Me:Hes perfect <3 ;D
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A stupid town in Texas where retards are allowed to own computers and have nothing better to do with their lives except for making stupid pages dissing people they've never talked to.
So I met the kid from McKinney Texas who made all those stupid pages, he's definitely a virgin.
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A sexual maneuver in which one gathers a crowd of 98 blue collar workers, removes there pubes and then puts them into a jar. After vaccum packing the pubes, they are stored for 10-15 years, and placed in the vagina's of the aging Ms. Bringman. She has three. Or four. One of them belongling to the late ODB. After the "pubes" have grown to full length they are enjoyed with cheese, maybe wine
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I like my James MckInney Mircro-waved.....
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The epicenter of a pussy in the losest of vaginal canals. Pussy so bad you’d prefer Langston’s mom.
Your being such an Austin Mckinney pussy bitch right now