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Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
The act of replacing pleasant and/or nostalgic memories with horrors. An audio or visual that is so effective it cancels out old memories with new ones that are forever seared in your mind and instantly call up bad feelings like sexual disturbance, shame, angst, hatred of humankind, or general ickyness.
"I can never listen to "Surfacing" again without thinking of one-eyed puppies due to The Mclachlan Effect."
"I can't let my niece watch the Muppets anymore since Kermit creeped me out with his reaction to "2 Girls 1 Cup".
To be Zoe Mclachlan means you're a slut
Zoe: I send nudes to everyone
Every guy: I think I'm special