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Sexual manuever performed between a man and a woman while in the bathroom of a McDonald's Restaurant. While riding a female "doggie-style" the male begins to knukle punch his female counterpart on both sides of her rib cage. Though this act may sound painful it intended to provide an expression of love.
Linda told me not to cover her in Barbecue sauce while I was giving her the McRibb.
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A sex act, in which one partner slathers the other in McDonald's BBQ sauce and proceeds to fuck them as they lick it off. If they are feeling especially "saucy," fries can be incorporated for added fun.
Much like the value deal, I only offer to McRib her once a year.
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A reoccuring limited-time burger from McDonald's that ISN'T made of rib but instead of restructured meat products such as heart, tripe, and stomach. It also contains Azodicarbonamide, which increases risk of breathing problems. They also look artificially manufactured and unpalatable when frozen, sort of like styrofoam.
Guy 1: After reading the truth about McRib, I still want to eat a McRib
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that
Deep vaginal/anal/oral penetration
Last night, I Mcribbed Mary so hard last night, she lost her voice in the morning.
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Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.
Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!
When the mc rib is re-released, the crime rates skyrocket. This usually applies to inner cites, ghettos/projects, and closely surrounding areas
Jane - “hey can you walk me home? Its only a couple blocks”
Dick - “hell no haven’t you heard? Im not leaving the house after dark due to the mcrib effect ! Take a cab!”
Jane - you dick.
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You gather your friends around and playfully convince them to hand cuff each other in a circle. You privately fill ur bladder with your favorite hard alcohol, by stretching your piss hole around the bottle. After. That you mash a McRib sandwich and shove it in ur ass.Then you enter the room and the circle dressed as a futuristic rodeo clown, and point a gun in their faces and make them drink the alcohol from ur stretched out piss hole while they r blind folded. Once they are drunk you put a quarter stick of dynamite in your loosened piss hole, with a long wick . Then you take turns forcing them at gun point to pleasure you uncontrollably until whoever has the most dick parts on them when the dynamite explodes. Then as ur anus relaxes from exploding your genitals. The prized dirty McRib is awaiting the winner.
Shall we Dirty McRib at church today.